C'mon, Jack, I Dare You!

I'm not sure this is a smart idea -

- I shouldn't lie to myself: it's the worst so far, but a brat gotta do what a brat gotta do!

C'mon, Jack... Whacha waiting for, Mister? I dare you to spank me! Ha! You can't, eh? Sure you can't; not when you're miles away, anyway. *laughing* Oh, well, what can we do? This is what happens when you leave the brat home alone. The more time passes, the crazier the brat gets!

What are you saying? That I should wait until you get home? And see what? Duh! I am waiting and I haven't seen one single thing! No, M'am! Peace and quiet around here. Have any of you guys heard anything about spankings going on in my house? Nope? I thought so. So you see, Mister, I am writing this post sitting quite comfortably on my butt, no jingle, no tingle, and lots of smart words are pouring fearlessly out of my mouth. I haven't felt this safe in months! So, let's have some fun with the forbidden things...

Let's see... Are these your boxers? I should think so. Oh, don't I look pretty in them? You know what? I'll keep them for the night. And this t-shirt - oh, I love this t-shirt! You know which one it is? Two hints: Blue Harbour, navy. *grinning like a Cheshire cat* It is your fav, isn't it? Well, I like it too. I'll wear it to bed. Sweet of me to keep your clothes warm, don't you think?

I wish there were more things on the 'not to do' list...

If I am sitting comfy? Yes, I am. Thank you for worrying. Very comfy actually - on the bed, laptop in front of me, one knee bent under me. Why you asking?

Oh!

*thinking* Well... then... I should enjoy the position for as long as I can, don't you think?

What? Haha! Don't worry about the implements: I'll hide them until you come. Oh, God, you are so funny!

Oh... your belt... Well, I can't get spanked with the belt for this... It's no big deal. Everyone does it. *crossing fingers* Hey, it's Tigger's fault! She got me into posting funny stuff! It wasn't my idea! I swear it wasn't. She taunted me! I thought it would be funny. No... I mean... I mean... -

- no, I don't think I will find it funny when you come but I only 'thought' it was funny... it wasn't funny actually! So I'm not gonna get spanked if I'm sorry already, right?

You are so evil!! I told you I was sorry. Sorry sorry sorry! There! And I won't do it again! I promise! It won't happen again!


To Jack, if he has read the post this far:

I'm in trouble, huh? *poking her tongue* Umm... *sweet smile* I was funny though, wasn't I? OK. Maybe not. But... given that I had said already 'sorry' in my little post, don't you think I shouldn't be spanked?

(*I won't get spanked, I know it! ha!

oops! You're not supposed to read my thoughts so skip that, ok? Just rush to the next line!*)

Okay... but if you plan on spanking me, just promise that first you would consider the fact that my post was funny... Seriously now!

Don't spank me for it, ok? I'm not writing this to get a spanking. I swear I'm not. Don't spank me! I don't deserve it.

You are not gonna spank me, are you?

*trotting away for now* Phew! I think I got away with it! lala!! I can't believe it! If I *am* getting away with this stuff, I'm the best brat in the Universe! *singing merrily* I should be made queen of brats! *dreaming* And I would have a kingdom from where Doms are banned. And we would get into their Dom territory and plunder... and burn... and steal their boxers... and burn the implements! Yay!!

I wanna be the queen of brats...

...and get away with this post!

You see... it's the thrill of doing something bad but so obvious and getting away with it! I think this is the most blatant form of disrespect ever...