Friday, December 21, 2007

drunk

i am so druk my dearest thgat i am not goig to search for the keys. be warned. i am on automatuc pilot deleting now and then what i think i miht have tyes wrong. fuck. honeztky i cnnot fel the keys anyore. i had to go out toight and i did and i pushed yswkf to a certain limit... fuck... io have to look at the keys while i am typing... shit...
i gfoitta eat smth cuz i hate puking,.....
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ok. gpot some cheese. it is fucking 2am, i am drunk beyond wordss and i dont want to go to work tomorrow... all the way home i have been writing posts in my head obviosul i am not coherent enough to m type them. i am typing this now just so that i can see tomorrowq in which state i was in today... fuck ..
i wanna skeep.. and BREATHE.. i am reaaaaaally hungrty... 5 beers
that ids all i had\u dare nake a nasty comment on this after the trouble ui webnt through wqhile typing it and u r toast!~ hear me? toast!!!!
FUCK... I DONT ABNNA PUKE BT... I WISGH I COULDF,...STUPID Caps on on.. IT IS.. 5.. NO... 1 58 AM
I NEED TO WAKWE UP AT ... UM....


???
8? HAHAHAHA
YWEAN
FUCK
GUYS IM HUNGRY
EATYING
CHEESE W BREAD
IM JHUNGRY
ha
this will b fun in the morning...
spanking? yeaaahhh surreee... i gotta go to bed guys if i clode my eyes... how the fguick i coulndt control it this tym...

peace!~

11 comments:

Kayley said...

it looks like i am very drunkbut jaybe ui am no that dunk>>> i dont feel THAT drunk,,, yweah]]] peACE!!!!

Kayley said...

it looks like i am very drunkbut jaybe ui am no that dunk>>> i dont feel THAT drunk,,, yweah]]] peACE!!!!

Eric said...

Kayley Blue, you are seriously out of control. You'll find it's less funny in the morning than you figured.

Sleep well. It's still light here, and I'm thinking good thoughts.

Hugs,
Eric

Paul said...

Kay dear girl, really hope that you aren't too hungover in the morning.
Have a good day.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.

Anonymous said...

Kay,
I'm thinking warm thoughts for you. Nothing like drinking and blogging eh?? ~Juju

Kayley said...

*sheepishly* Heya guys... yeah... hehe I overdid it a tad bit... But everyone was doing it so... it still seems like I left a bit too early because, based on the pictures last night, my partner decided to spank one of the girls. Damn, I always miss the fun!

My stomach is still a bit sensitive. It takes me a lot to recover lately, this is why I drink so rarely nowadays - I hate the next day.

Well, I did not have any headache (I am so lucky)... I am just very tired and sleepy and still a bit off balance when I look down and my stomach... well, certain things would make me puke now.

Except for that, we had a very good time. Thank you so much for your nice thoughts. :))) BIG BIG HUGZ!

Eric, is the top popping out its head? lol ;)

Anonymous said...

LMAO....
You need to post this as a podcast!!

~~Classic!

Anonymous said...

"TEA is Wrong!...

Anonymous said...

Zoinks! ;)!

I always say to myself 'never drink and blog' and now i know why! though i still like to drink and get my blog on, but I try not to post when I'm a bit sloggered.

Cheers,
Dave
'The Cherry
Red Report'

Kayley said...

hehe So I get more comments when I get drunk and post bullshit, eh? lol What's that supposed to teach me? ;) j/k

Loved the remarks though... ;)

Dave - as you can see, you can almost type when you are wasted and you can definitely make a fool of yourself. ;) Worth the try though! hehe ;) Cheers mate! :)

Anonymous said...

ROTFL!!!! PRICELESS!