Monday, October 16, 2006

Bratpack is Off



First things first: go and take the poll at Tiggs's place. I asssure you: you will have fun. hehe Well, not all of you maybe, but just the brats! ;) Most probably Dante will let out an evil chuckle. *grin*

I've run there, taken the poll. Car is ready for a drive to the airport. I think I packed everything I needed. *looks at Tiggs* Are you crazy? We're not taking any Doms with us but you are taking the bag with the implements? Those virgin butts better not be our butts that you were talking about, girl! I need mine unmarked, at least until I get back home again!

I don't think I'm gonna take this flight too easily, girls... My stomach is still bad from last night. But ok ok, I'll drive us to the damn airport. You better pray no police will be after us, or else, instead of Aussieland we'll reach jail-land. I'm not quite sober yet!

*makes sure Jack is sleeping like a baby, throws her bags in the car, and takes the car out of garage, scratching the paint a little on the side* These garages are always too fucking small! Should I leave a note to Jack? Naaah, let him figure it out and panick a bit. And I'm quite sure Dante will panick first so all the Blogland neighborhood will know. hehe

Big oak tree, here I come... hehe *drives slowly out on the main road and presses the paddle down once on the main road* *stopping at the big oak tree* *takes cell phone out, dials Tiggs' number* Girl, are you ready? I'm here already. Is Spice coming with us to the airport or are we meeting her there? What's the deal? Come already, I'm here. I don't wanna be late!!

53 comments:

Kayley said...

Hey Lessa! Thought you were gonna meet us ın Aussieland directly! lol

Good you brought the laptop. I've brought mine too. *laughs* Guess my guy will reaaaally miss it. *weg*

*lights a ciggie* Who knows when Spice and Tiggs show up! I just hope they won't get caught, eh? Listen, did you leave any note to your man? Cuz I surely didn't! hehe

Do you smoke? *offers Lessa her Parliament Extra Lights* Sorry, the mf were out of Parliament One... I bought two boxes, just to be on the safe side. Listen, do you think we'll have problems with these *shows the small white rolled crazy ciggies to Lessa* at the airport? I don't wanna be locked for drug shit...

lessa{D} said...

grin... wel the plane stopped so I thought I'd make it a safer flight...

didn't leave any note... didn't even tell the doggies.. cause they might tell.. they do anything for treats...

ehmmm I don't smoke... but could almost start...

now were are Tiggr and Spice...waaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa....

OK... is it to early for a drink... and if not I am gonna have an irish coffee.. with lots of whiskey to calm me down....

Spice said...

I'm here!!! Hungover, and crippled, but here! I think I'm gonna have to take out my cheeky naggin... hair of the dog and all that....!

Spice said...

Oh and by the way, it's a testament to the staying power of MAC eyeliner in 'So There Jade' that it still wouldn't come off after a LOT of scrubbing, so just ignore the light metallic green liner around my eyes, I swear I don't usually look so feline-like in the mornings....

Kayley said...

Hey Lessa! Morning! For God's sake, you really scared me. I was already napping... hehe *offers Lessa a ciggie and lights it for her* Just don't tell your guy that you started because of me, k? I'm in enough trouble already.

Heya Spice! What's up? Fuck girl, what's with that look? lol I know how that is. Sometimes cream works good with this water and crap resistent make up. I had once problems with some lipstick from Revlon. But kool, I like eyeliners that don't come off easily. ;)

*fixes her hair* I'm, freezing dressed like this!Tiggs, wake up dammit! I put on my damn school uniform just in case Jack would wake up and start wondering what am I doing dressed in boots and jeans on a Monday morning. Time to put make up, thanks for reminding me Spice. *grabs hr make up bag and starts applying shades of brown to her eyelids* I have reddish brown and hazel and some brownish-greenish stuff... and eyeliner... and pink and light brown lipsticks with me. Anybody interested? Use the car mirrors!

What's the story of your hungover Spice?

And I hope Tigger didn't get caught or something, but she is already kinda late... *worried* And if she did get caught, I dearly hope she didn't spill the milk and told Dante of our plan...

Spice said...

*snuggles into the passenger seat to use the mirror and check lipgloss*

I was out last night. Without The Man. And I went a little.... overboard with the boozey booze. Woops! Spent the whole night dancing in ridiculously high shoes and now feel pain when I put on flat shoes, so I'm wearing my knee high black suede boots with the very high heels. You know, just so as my feet won't hurt.

Okay, FINE, and because they're damn sexy. *grins* Lessa dya want? *offers Lessa lipgloss* God, anyone bring codeine? Or paracetamol? Or ANYTHING? My head is KILLING me....

*worried* Do you think if Tigger got caught we'll have to rescue her? How will she let us know?

*lays her head in Kay's lap* Love the uniform babe!

lessa{D} said...

yihaaaaaaaa, lipgloss is always good... one can never pack to much make up... and I left so early... so checking up is OK...

OK... did anyone think of bringing some choclates... in the UK they have those wonderfull baileys bonbons... and I had a box at home.. which I brought *offering to spice and kayley*

now were is tiggr... what if Dante caught her... then we are really in trouble...

I am already wearing those aussie boots... with shorts.. and a 'it ain't much if it ain't dutch' t-shirt... which will probably give my nationality away... mmmmmmmm

and yes kayley.. that uniform looks cute... now I am curious as to what tiggr is gonna be wearing...

hey.. we escaped... have a bonbon on that...

lessa{D} said...

OK... while we are waiting for tiggr I am gonna have a tiny little nap... was up half the night packing and am soooooooooooooooo tired.....

wake me up when she gets here please... hmmm, did I bring my mask.. yeps.. then it will be nice and dark...

Spice said...

*takes a bonbon and wriggles across the two front seats* Guys seriously, the clutch is digging into my back. *wriggles some more*

Check my black short shorts and my black string top! Probably should have worn something in white... I'm gonna roast now! Damn.

Where IS that girl???

Tiggr said...

I'm here, I'm here, simmer down...but we better put the lead out... Dante's just a couple steps behind me... Go, Kay, Go!!!! QUICK!!!!!!

Give me a sip of that coffee, Lessa... *climbs into passneger seat and throws bag in back, narrowly missing Lessa's head*

Sorry, babe, my heart is racing... he must have been wandering 'round the neighborhood looking for me... lucky for me I spied him a second before he saw me, but go, now, quick... I'll fill ya in later.

We're gonna miss the damn plane... and I don't think I can swim that far, not even with a pack of pissed-off Doms chasing me...

Spice? So glad you made it... I barely had time to stop by your place, but hubba-hubba... are you wearing that under your clothes? Oh, my gosh, gee yummy, wow...

I had my fingers and toes crossed that you would decide to come... maybe that's what slowed me down and how come I spilled coffee all over my skirt! Kay, you had the same idea as me... see? *modeling red-pleated uniform skirt, very, very short*

OK, the gang's all here and I don't see Dante... let's GO!

lessa{D} said...

yesssssssssssss, OK.. nearest airport... passports ready... hope nobody forgot her passport..

wowwwwwwwwwww, that kayley knows how to drive fast.. be carefull we're not stopped by a bunch of cops...

ehmmm, hope there was nothing in your bag that could break tiggr... or in kayley's as it landed on top of hers...

and is that the airport... yesssssssssss, we're gonna make it... a parkingspot next to the entrance... that's perfect... all godesses must be on our side...

now were do we check in... anyone knows the numer?????

Kayley said...

Ok ok... gate number gate number... I dropped the damn gloss... whose was it??? *picks the gloss and keeps running* Tiggs, u scared the shit out of us girl! Gate number... 204. *checks the signs* this way this way... run!! We have ten mins until the damn gate is closed! We can make it! Oh God I hope it's a Boeing. Ive never been too crazy about Airbuses. Dunno why... God, let it not rain up there!! I hate it when the plane shakes like crazy... my blood pressure oscilates.

200 to 230 this way... Keep running... down down. It's downstairs. By the way, what's your seat humber? I have 23E. Better be Boieng 737 cuz I want window seat! lol

TAG

Spice said...

I swear to God Lessa I'm gonna start pinching your butt to make you run faster. Run! RUN!!

Oh hey, here we go - gate number 204. They've just started boarding. *sighs with relief and grins* I am NOT sitting in the middle. I hate middle seats.. 23D. That's my gloss Kay just shove it into my bag -yeah, the pink one - I'm sure I'll find it later. Guys, the matching uniforms are beyond cute, Lessa you and me are just gonna have to be unique!

Anyone have a fear of flying? If you do I'll sit next to you and distract you....!

Spice said...

Hey Kay, look at that: it's an Airbus. Not your lucky day huh? I didn't even tell The Man I was leaving I haven't been talking to him since yesterday. I didn't really see the point to be honest, since he probably won't even notice me missing..

Tigger, did you bring all your toys? Did anyone forget anything? *rummages through her bag and produces a big Toblerone bar* Chocolate anyone?

lessa{D} said...

OK... well kayley has her window seat... any seat is fine to me... and grinnnnnnnnn, try running on boots like these... I am just happy we're on time... and the gate is closed now... so we are safe.... straight ahead to australia... yessssssssssssssss....

now when will they serve the drinks... cause tiggr and kayley drunk it all...

OK.. buckle up... we're leaving...

Kayley said...

Well, next time take off your shoes if you can't run! lol That would be sexy! hehe

Airbus? *mockingly* Oh, I'm so fucking pleased! I am in the middle row... crap! And thank you for worrying guys, but I can't drink on the plane or drink coffee. After two bad flights a few years ago I realized that coffee was the problem. hehe So no drinks for me except for water. But thanks, I'm not gonna say no to chocolate! *shovels three in her mouth* Hey, do you like my brown teeth? lol

We are freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Yay! If our guys get bored, they can spank each others' asses! haha! Yeah! Anybody knows when our landing is? How many hours? 10? 8? 12? The moment we get to Australia, we should write some cards to our guys! That would be cute...

Hey...you guys with the Australia idea... where are we gonna stay when we get there? Anybody been to Australia before? I say we hit a pub the moment we find a room for the night. Whacha sayin' girls?

And shut the damn baby in the back, for God's sake! *covering her ears*

Spice said...

I'm so excited!!! I love flying as well... Hey Kay you okay? You're looking kinda green around the gills... *pats Kay's thigh* Come on babe it aint so bad!

*turns to Lessa* This beats college hands down...!!

Tigger can you help me do my buckle? The person that last used it must have been the size of an rhino, I swear.....

*grumbles* I hate these stupid belts anyway. And the whole idea of inflatable life jackets is just stpid. Why don't they give people something useful, like parachutes? If we're about to crash nose-first into a mountain what are they going to say? "Ladies and gentlemen please inflate your lifejackets. They won't save you but it'll give you something to do while we crash headfirst into the ground."

*tosses her buckle away* Stupid things.

Kayley said...

Yeah... I swallowed the chocolate and swallowed ıt from the wrong angle. hehe Don't worry! I love flights. There is nothing better than being in the air. And I soooo agree with you about thelife jackets! They suck. I've always thought parachutes were a better option. Go tell'em *that*! *mumbles but fastens her seat belt* Sorry, I feel better with it tied. lol

Tiggr said...

Sorry kids, I've been a bit distracted by the blogger latest events... are we in the air yet? Good!!!

Whew! I was really worried there for a bit... hey pass me a strawberry and a big gulp of champagne, would ya? Oh, quit fighting over the seats... we will just switch... ha, ha... get it? SWITCH!!!!

*laughs uproariously*

Did you guys here that Grace went to the tree but missed us... she's decided to stay with dante... she says she's in love, er, lust, er, infatuation, er, admiration or some such s**t!

And Cassie got a f*****g convertible for her birthday... plus a really expesnive new crop from the UK and her leather paddle back... maybe she'll let us drive her car for the next road trip...

I just asked Eva and Elis and Theresa to catch a later flight and meet us in Queensland... cause Queensland starts with Q and is really big and will make it hard for the boys to track us down...

I've never been but I've got to go to Australia Zoo... gotta see those crocs. And some kangas and wallabees... koalas, too, K?

I'm all for the pub idea... the first one we see, K?

Hey, I'm missing one of my paddles... GAWD, I sure hope it didn't fall out when I threw my bag under the tree *looks around franticall under the seats* anybody see it?

Spice said...

*looks down the aisle and under the seat* Nope no paddle here...

Tigs I am all for the zoo! And I really want to see a platypus, don't you think they're like the most adorably ridiculous creatures you've ever seen?

Dya think they'll let us hold the koalas? My friend Tat went to the zoo in australia and she has a picture of her holding a koala bear. We gotta do that!!

I'm so jealous of Cassie... Hey it's my birthday soon! A convertible would be nice *laughs and nudges Lessa awake* Het babe you can't just fall asleep on our epic trip!!

Kay what's out the window? I'm gonna need to go to the bathroom in a few.... *mutters* I HATE aeroplane toilets, they're like upright coffins or something...

Tiggr said...

Oh, how could I forget the platys???? TOO CUTE... I want one... do ya think they'd notice if we smuggled one home on the plane?

Maybe I could hide it in my skirt... a really LONG skirt... could say I was pregnant... and that the baby is very active...

upright coffins... I LOVE that analogy... oh, so true!

Let Lessa sleep... we can sneak off to the john together and play peek-a-puss...

where's that steardess? I wannanother drink... NOW!!!

Spice said...

*passes a mini vodka bottle to Tiggs while taking one for herself* Ready? Annnnnndddd.......... DOWN THE HATCH! *downs the vodka, coughs and splutters* Wow my eyes are watering... TIGGS! There's still a drop left in yours!! Quick, drink it!! Irish people booze like nobody else!! *winks and picks up a metallic green eyeliner*

Oooh Lessa you are getting a makeover! *starts to draw pretty leaf designs on Lessa's face as she snores, blissfully unaware*

Tiggr said...

So cool... she looks great in green!!!! Brings out her eyes, well, er, it would if her eyes were OPEN! Quick, find some lipstick... she needs some roses on her cheeks (the ones on her face... I'll have the others glowing soon enough).

Hey, I'm doing my best to drum up some pals... we may have to leave the pub just for a few minutes later on to pick up some folks who HOPEFULLY are flying in to join us... I've invited Cuddlybum, Eva, Elis and Theresa...

F**K Grace... evil wench! She and Dante can just HAVE each other... I'll get her good... told her I'd drop by to see her Bossman before coming home when we get back...

Now, are we ready to head to the john... that vodka's going right throguh me. Wait, firt let me slip the littlest, quietst vibe in my pocket... OK, now I'm ready... let's go Spicey!

Spice said...

Soundsh good! I looooove Cuddlybum! Don'sh really know the othersh so... nuuu friendses! Oooh Grace.... 'sh okay Tigger, we can drink - I mean think - up some punishementses for Dante and Grace when we gerr back!

Woop! Lead the way Tigger! Bounce!! BOUNCE!! *giggles* shhhh!

Grace said...

*leaving Tig a voice mail on her cell phone*

Sshhhh, Dante I'm trying to leave Tig a message, I haven't heard the beep yet.

Are you sure Bossman isn't going to find out about this...I mean really, I've never done anything like this before...DANG where is that beep already?

I never heard a beep, I better call back *click*

*ring ring* Oh, hey Dante, I hear her message now, just a sec, hon.

*beep*

Oh hey Tig, Hope you guys are having fun! Just wanted to let you know I found your paddle...OUCH, it really packs quite a sting doesn't it?

Ok, gotta run, but I'm thinking of catching a later flight...But at the moment, I'm kinda tied up. Ok, gotta run, love ya! b-bye!

Tiggr said...

Hey Gracie... I warned you about playing with the big boys...

if ya can get yourself untangled, why not just catch the later flight with Cuddly and Theresa and Eva and Elis and maybe even Lily... I'm not sure yet who all is coming but I'm telling people to stop by here to get the latest info...

Don't you DARE tell Dante this is our meeting place... we need somewhere to go to chat with the outside non-boy world, after all...

Too bad you missed the first flight... Spice and I are having a ball in the little girl's romom... well, OK< no balls involved, which is all the better...

nothing to get in the way... what's tha? The buzzing, oh, never mind that or those monas and groans... I'm trying out a new technique on Spicey...

Hurry up and get yourself untied and make some excuse... this is WAY too much fun... and no, Bossman will never know, but only if you leave now!

Spice said...

*noticing Tigger taking her phone from her ear and giving it a distinctly nasty look*

Tiggs,*bursts into incredibly tone deaf song* COME ON BABY WE AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRRRRR, lemme show you all the things that we could DOOOO. You know you wanna be together, and I wanna spend the night with you... Come with me tonight we CAN MAKE THE NIGHT LAST FOREVER.... *hugs Tigger around the waist and dips a hand below her very very short skirt* Wooooh!!!!!! *Takes Tigger's hand and fairly drags her to the bathroom*

Tiggr said...

OK, Spicey and I are busy... we're in the bathroom looking for, um, er, well, um never mind... we will let you know when we find it, them whatever... we will be back in a bit... quit listening outside the door... go strap yourselves back in for the bumpy ride we might be causing in a few minutes...

we'll tell you all about it LATER... now go... shooo. scram... if any of the other brats show up, please tell them to just take a seat or leave a message and we'll catch up with them later...

Grace said...

*ring* *beep*

So sorry I missed the flight, but how often is Dante left home alone???

I think he's asleep now, so I'll leave him a sweet note and head home. I gotta pick up the kitty from the vet. Guess that flight will have to wait awhile.

Just try and stay out of trouble. Spice sounds like she's had a few and the airlines can really bust your butt if you get to wild on these flights. I don't want to have to come bail you all out of terrorist jail!

At least Kayley is buckled in safely.

BTW, I think I'll take this paddle home with me. Hope you don't mind.

b-bye girls!

Tiggr said...

Not at all... keep the paddle... please, please keep the paddle. Watch out... Dante tends to sleep with one eye open... is he snoring?

Oooh, please come on over after you drop the kitty off... Bossman can take care of her for a few days.. she IS a pussy after all, and she handles herself quite well...

Tell Bossman that you're needed to tend to a sick kitty... and you qwould rather stay there than risk infecting Ms. Kittles... just pack light... we've already got all the necessities... but bring your boots...

Please, come... oh, I KNOW you already came plenty but come some more... please? I wanna hear all about what Dante did to you! Now sneak out of there really quiet like and watch out for that creaky board in the foyer...

cuddlybum said...

ok - I'm running for a flight now to join ye all...don't get started on the margaritas without me ok?

Now bout these virgin bums tiggr....where exatly are they coming in?

And the beloved isn't home til Friday so I gotta be back by then ok?

see ye all soon

cuddlybum

cuddlybum said...

oh...and ...... um....... I aint gonna need many clothes right? Cos I only got carry on and well, there's not much in the line of clothes in there.......... sure, you darlins can lend me something right?

Tiggr said...

OK, girls, I'm all worn out now... that bathroom adventure was just WAY too much fun... did you hear that Grace may be coming soon? Well, she already did but I mean coming HERE? To be with us?

I gotta shut my eyes for a bit... the plane is starting to spin and I sure HOPE that's just me and all those orgasms going to my head...

Damn, Spice, you're pretty good with those fingers for being new at all this stuff... yowza!

OK, nap time... I see ocean beneath us!

Tiggr said...

Cuddly,

Our messages crossed paths... this happens on these weird international flights, ya know? No worries... got plenty of clothes but you won't be needing many, he, he, he...

Just hurry up and get here... drop us a line here when you get in and one of us will pop pn over and pick you up... whichever is least tipsy! Can't wait to see you!

Hugs and kisses... back to sleep now! Now I have even more reason to be well-rested when we land!

Tiggr said...

Hey Kay, wake up! Dante just told Spice to get her "ass" back home... who is he kidding? He wants way more than her ass, and now I KNOW why!!!

Well, I'm not gonna let her hop out of the plane above the ocean... which ocean is this anyway... it's dark out there...

OK< move over just a little, love, I'm trying to crawl between Spice's legs just to make sure she doesn't get any ideas of jumping...

Oh, go back to sleep you, two, I'm just gonna wear Spicey out a little more and give my tongue a bit more exercise... don't mind me or us or the moans or the wetness.

Tiggr said...

Hey, Kay, make a new post in the morning, OK, just stick something, anything up to cover our tracks... then we can keep this area open for ongoing communications with our fellow brats... OK?

Dante d'Amore said...

Hey girls:

You don’t know me but I am a major brat and I wanna play too. I am soooo bratty that I even hacked into that mean old Dante’s account and stole his ID, hee, hee, hee. Pretty cool, eh? I am the brattiest lol (or is that capitalized as LOL?) Just give me the info about where you are staying and where you are landing and I’ll meet you wherever I can. I hear Tigger loves to spank brats and she will love me. When I get a hold of … um … my plane ticket … and catch her … I mean, catch up with her … she will realize that until that moment she had no clue what an ass really was!! She will be playing with the biggest ass she has ever met! … I mean the “biggest” as in on a list of the greatest ones I would be the biggest, I mean I have the biggest, I mean I would be the one at the top of the list.

Ya, that’s what I meant to say.

Sorry but I am a little distracted.

By the way, do you like zesty food? I am an awesome cook and I really wanna make something hot for each of you! I have been dreaming of throwing around a little spice and think I’m gonna get my chance! Yippie! Do ya like Mexican? Too freaking bad (am I a brat or what?) I’m in the mood for something Spanish.

Just let me know where to find you and I’ll reserve a kangaroo and hop right over.

Dan … ummm ... Danni

lessa{D} said...

wowwwwwwwww... who did the body painting... grin.... now noone will recognize me and that's a good thing...

been asking the stewardess for directions on places to visit... and there's a nice big hotel with pools, sauna's, jacuzzi's close to the airport.. the crew stays there to.. including that cue captain...

and she knows some places were just for a smile you can get all the drinks you want... now I guess none of us left the creditcards at home... but you never know what They will do with those.. so free drinks are good...

now I must think of a solution for tomorrow evening... we had an appointment at the tattoo shop for the finishing touch.. mmmmm

is everybody sleeping now... ehmmmm kay is... from were I am sitting tiggr and spice don't look sleepy at all... OK... could I take a walk to the cockpit and have a little talk with the captain... I just love a man in uniform... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

lessa{D} said...

uhmmmmmmmm danni....

*walks back to kay, spice and tiggr.. does any of you know a danni...

oh boy..... now I feel a bit uneasy... definetely gotta go back to that cute captain... he's a bit off a viking type... but his co-pilot must have spanish blood...

ok.. a captain should protect his passengers... am I right... and we need a big strong captain to fullfill our every wish and protect us at the same time... yessssssssssssssss

Tiggr said...

Lessa, did you say something, hold on a minute, brat or no brat it's not polite to talk with your mouth full... oh, hold on a sec Spicey, I do have to breathe every once in a while...

Did you guys hear something? I thought I heard something resembling a male voice... must have just been the Dom, I mean Domme in my head... I'll just give my head a shake and see if it's still there... nah, it's gone...

Yeah, yeah, Lessa, go get the captain all worked up... just don't let him take his hands off the controls!

Geez, Kay does sleep like a log when she sleeps, huh...

lessa{D} said...

kay sure does sleep.... and the captain says for the next couple of hours we can fly on auto pilot... and he gives great massages....

I promiss to give you a full report...

is it ok if I take the last strawberries...

* putting a blanket over kay so she won't get cold....

have fun... and till later....

*oh captain my captain...

Theresa said...

ok I just worked 8 hours and I am brain dead...what am I supposed to do? I also just got put on a very short leash, so I will have to see if I can get it off my neck.

Hugs
Theresa

Kayley said...

*Jumps up* I'll be good! *looks around a bit startled and smiles sweetly...* Oh, thanks God! I had an awful dream - pretty real, I'm telling ya - that I was getting my ass kicked by Jack. I was just doing one of my pranks while he was coming out of the bathroom and I scared the shit out of him, and he bent me over his knee and whacked my bum. Thank Goodness it was just a dream... my butt feels a bit hot though... Weird...

So... what? Who called? What Danni? I dunno any Danni! Ummm... Spice... your fingers smell funny girl. Did you do something while I was asleep? Where the heck is lessa?

Are we there yet? I need to drink also and I just wanna land already so I can have a whiskey. Lotsa ice. Mmmm... I wanna get hammered until we get to that zoo you guys were talking about. I've definitely slept too much...

Kayley said...

Ummm... just got a message on my cell phone from Jack. I should have turned it off like they asked when we took off... Stupid me. It says something about when he's gonna get hold of my ass blah blah... Oh boy! These guys are soooo pathetic!

Lessa, good you're back... what do you have in your hair. It surely looks a lot like... like you played in There's something about Mary... So, is his dick big? Just curious.

Tiggr said...

Hi sleepyhead... you missed lots of fun... now Spicey's kinda sleepy, too...

Hey, Theresa... grab hold of that leash with your teeth and see if you can wriggle out... we got you a ticket waiting at the airport... just don't tell Will til you're in the air... say YES to the brats and NO to everything else... come on, girl, we're waiting to greet you when the plane touches down.

So, Kay, Lessa's been having some fun... obviously... and well, um, Spice's fingers... well, she wanted me to show her some moves and how could she know if she was doing it right without practicing on someone, ya know...

So you wanna go to the john with me? I gotta pee but then maybe we can try to perfect some new techniques...

Weird about your poor bum... maybe it just neeeds some rubbing from sitting on it for so long... and turn that damn phone off... hell, take the freaking batteries out for goodness sake...

Let those boys plot and plan to their little hearts' content... for now, let's just enjoy the view... look, the sun's coming up...

Kayley said...

Ok, show me the toilet! Im curious. Actually I kinda gotta pee myself... hehe ;) And what sun rising? *puts her palm on Tiggs' forehead* You drank too much. Now move your ass to that damn toilet before we land. And by the way, the damn sun is setting!

Spice said...

Tigger you are something ELSE. When you put your fingers inside me I seriously thought I'd died and gone to heaven.... come here and let me suck those magical fingers...

*looks around in wide-eyed amazement* I can't believe we're finally here! *takes Tigger's hand* Tigger, I'd never leave you for Dante, you know that, especially now that I know how amazing you can make me feel...!!!

Kay, Lessa, how bout that bar over there? It looks nice and most importantly it looks like it has a lot of alcohol!!

Tiggs don't you dare drag Kay away before we've settled ourselves in with some decent cocktails!

Kayley said...

Spiiiiiiiiiice.... I was gonna peeee!!! Im peeing on myself if I dont get to a toilet FAST!!

Spice said...

Fine fine, go, but Tigger YOU stay!! I know how you can make someone forget themselves! If you go with her we'll never get her back!! I'm heading for the bar - I'll be in the corner, nursing a drink and having a nap... Wake me if something important happens.

Just... remember I'm a deep sleeper!

Spice said...

Oh and guys pass the laptop around and everyone put up a tempting picture - go to my blog I explained my theory there!

I think it might work...!!!

Kayley said...

Guys... I like Mexican food... Ummm... do you think that Danni is a brat or something evil and blue and ...resembling the faces on Tiggs' poll? I reaaally want Mexican food... *licks her lips*

Kayley said...

Whaaaaa'? Why go alone? I am scared of loops. What if one of these Aussie loops actually swallows me?

Tiggr said...

OK, Spice PLEEEEAAASE let me at least walk Kay to the loo... we'll be right back... I promise *winks at K*

We'll even bring drinks all around... somebody wake Lessa up before the plane leaves for ther eturn flight with her still on board...

Aussieland here we come...