Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Dear Pessengers...


we have just landed on Sydney International Airport. Local time is 5pm. For your safety, please remain seated with your seat belt fastened until the the seat belt sign has been switched off. When you leave the aircraft please do not forget to take all your belongings with you. And When you open the overhead bins, please use caution as some heavy objects may have shifted during the flight. On behalf of the captain and the crew, we'd like to thank you for choosing .... Airlines and we hope to meet you again on another .... flight. Have a nice evening.






28 comments:

Kayley said...

Ummm.... Tiggs... were we coming to Sydney or did we get the wrong tickets? Hey, who cares! We are in Australia!! Yay!!

Kayley said...

Spice, let's exchange places. I wanna talk to Tiggs for a second and I don't want all the aircraft to hear me... *embarassed look*

Girl, I hope you're not drunk enough for us to carry you. Ummm... looks like Spice and Lessa are. *watches the two singing merrily* Ummm... yeah... Listen, I got this weird message from Dante saying that I should ask you what the heck "bring it on" was supposed to mean. So fill me in.

Supposedly he's mad at me... and at you... any idea why? *sweet angelic smile* I dunno girl, but Dante scares the shit out of me for some reason. I start believing when you say he is mean. If he finds you or you see him, let me know so I can disappear asap. K? hehe If I see Jack, I'll do the same.

Look what Jack sent me! *shows Tiggs the message* Funny eh? Any news from Lessa's Dragon and from Spice's Man?

Tiggr said...

No word from anyone else yet but Dante's putting in enough words for all of them plus a few more...

But Spicey's idea worked like a charm... I sent him to her site and he bit his lip and started typing incorrect passwords, no s**t! Seriously... Spicey, he wants to know if those pics are really of you... what should I tell him?

Is Sydney in Queensland? I'd better go look... oh well, WTF, we'll just wing it... no worries, mates, now let's go get that Whiskey and Foster's...

lessa{D} said...

ehmmm, morning girls... ehmmm aren't masks supposed to be good for your hair... mmmm, should wash it....

but heyyyyyyyy good news.. our captain flies back tomorrow... but he and some friends have a nice little vacationhouse here.. and we may use it as long as we want... how about that... saves on hotels costs and stuff... and no one who can give us away then...

mmmmm, that man knows how to 'massage' I am totally relaxed... yippieeeeeeeeeee

grin.. DragonM didn't send any messages.. still has no idea... so I am safe... just keep Dante away from him... and I still do not trust that danni.. suspicious mind and stuff like that...

either that or she should shave her legs...

now for breakfast... mmmmmmmm

lessa{D} said...

ehmmm by the way... I learned something from my sweet sis clare and M:e earlier this year... whenever DragonM gives me that look... the reply is...

'poor Master... such a hard life... what's a girl to do..'

always works... for M:e and her M and for clare and me and DragonM... grinnnnnnnnnnnnn

cuddlybum said...

Ok - I'm in Singapore....on my way......

Spice said...

WHA'!!!!!!!!

Oh, hey. Sorry, forgot where I was for a minute. Okay, I'm awake, I'm awake! Of course it's me, Tiggs, where would I find a girl willing to pose so shamelessly? lol I'm not that devious. Though it's a good idea!

Oooh! Lessa! Free accomodation! You must have worked wonders up there in the COCKpit.

Wow I'd never realised it was so aptly named..... *giggles*

lessa{D} said...

cuddlybum, wowwwww, funnnnnnnnnn

spice... someone must have thought about that... *grin*

and by the way... watch out for that danni... her eyes have a familiar look and her legs have to much hair.....

Spice said...

lol Lessa, wanna help me drag all these sleepyheads over to the pub? Sure we'll have a drink or two while we wait for them to wake up...

*picks Kay up* Dead weights when they're asleep!!

*starts to stumble in the direction of the pub*

lessa{D} said...

*picks up tiggr...

why doesn't she walk.. waaaaahaaaaa... she seems half asleep..

we can put them on a quad... and drive off... should wake them up...

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Spice said...

Oh hey good idea! I'll go ask those big burly bikers over there...

*skips off in the direction of big burly bikers*

Spice said...

*returns driving a big red quad bike* Purrrrrrfect! Load 'em on!

*grabs Kay under the arms and hauls her onto the back of the quad* You grab Tigger, Lessa! Are we ready?

Kayley said...

Spice, that idea with the pic was great! The Scary Dom is drooling and too busy now to follow us. hehe Even though I heard a rumor that he is not interested in actually finding us. We might as well move to Australia forever. lol

Cuddly, we're already here and thanks to Lessa's talents we can stay for free!! Way to go girl!

Lessa, hairy legs? Eeeeeeeeeewww... I don't want a brat with hairy legs among us! That is disgusting!

*singing* Give me something to drink and sober up... This flight was too much for me! Heeeeey... did I go to toilet? I wanna go pee with Tigger!

*grabs her bum: owe!!* I had another damn dream at this very moment that I got whacked for lighting a new ciggie! WAAAH!! Not fair! Jack, get out of my head already! It seems that if Tiggs doesn't have telepathic abilities, Jack has!

*looks at Spice* Hmmm... you look prettier today...

*wonders why she feels less bratty and more dominant around women?* *looks at Spice again, at Tigger, at Lessa...* Hmmm...

Spice said...

Kay, what are you thinking? I dunno what to make of the dangerous glint in your eyes!!

*grabs a drink and smiles* Bottoms up!!

Spice said...

Guys could this be ANY more perfect? It's just us - the ever-increasing Brat Pack - with NO boys, and we have chocolate, alcohol, a quad bike and a place to stay. When's Cuddly getting her cuddly bum over here?

lessa{D} said...

yeps kayley... that Danni has got real hairy legs.... wanna bet there's hair on her chest to.... not a real brat at all... I am sure...

and hey... I can stay away another night without being missed.. DragonM texted me... tattoo shop appointment tomorrow evening...

so now lets get on those quads... and go to our quarters... and have (earth)quake like quality fun...

*looks back at kayley.... *grinnnn* you should ask my sweet sis clare how bossy I can be... she accuses me half of the time I am a Domme in disguise... just not when DragonM is around... dunno what he does with me, but he does it sooooooooooo well...

spice... carefull with that bottoms up... look what you are doing to poor kay...

Spice said...

Yeah all my friends accuse me of secretly being a total Dominatrix but you know, I do NOT know where they get that from.... *hides the whip*

Lol maybe we're all secretly power freaks that NEED our men to take control... in which case, tonight is going to be messy! *winks at Kay and smiles at Lessa*

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Tiggr said...

What's with the deleted comments girls... is someone UNWANTED and manly popping into the midst of our fun... someone with hairy legs and scary eyes masquerading as a feloow brat perhaps? Sure hope not... thought he was still over at Spice's place with his hands in his, ah, never mind... but I swear even from here I can see the droool puddling in his lap... oh, wait, maybe that's not drool...

OK, I've got a quick date with that guy from the pub, then maybe I can meet ya'all back at our quaint little abode for a few rounds of Domme, Domme, Who's the Domme? We can all take turns... sound like fun? But first I gotta finish that lolly I started in the pub, so lemme go do that real quick... shouldn't take much longer... maybe afterward he can get some friends together for a party tonight... AFTER our afternoon of girl-games...

Back as soon as I can... you guys don't do anything I wouldn't do (at least not without me)... and don't wear out my toys til I get back... I get first swats and last licks!

Spice said...

Okay well I wanna go back to our place and unpack and stuff... maybe change into more comfortable clothes... have a looong, hot shower...... Anyone wanna join? I didn't know Australia would be so DUSTY!

Someone come back with me I don't wanna go alone...!

lessa{D} said...

*waves tiggr goodbye... till soon.... have fun... and ehmmm wear him out... *weg*...

wowwwwwwww spice... did you see that evil smile... she looks hungry... was licking her lips... what do you think... will that hunk survive.....

and were's kayley.... looking for cuddly maybe...

and heyyyyyyyyy why shower when we have a jacuzzi... much more fun... it's big enough for 6... so we can swim in it... and if that danni shows up we will instantly if she's really a she or a He...

uhmmmmm, thinking about that... we need reinforcements... asap....

were are the brat troops.....

Kayley said...

I'm also coming to change!! Wait for me... *tosses the half-emptied bottle of whiskey to Spice* Bottoms up! lol Give me a Top now! Any top around? I can eat him alive! Come on! Show up! Hiding in the shadows? Bet you are! You guys don't have the balls to do shit! Hear me?... SHIT!

*gets in the street, unbottuns her shirt and flashes everyone* F*ck you world! You tops can kiss ass! Spice, gimme back that bottle, will ya! Show'em some butt, girl!

I wish Lessa would join the fun!

You crappy cops... anyone? What the heck? Our streets are full of police and no one to handcuff me now? *laughing histerically* Gimme the bottle Spice! hehe

lessa{D} said...

ok spice... lets get out of the jacuzzi fo a while and safe kayley...

OK spice... you on her left side and I take the right side.. out of those clothes and in the jacuzzi... she spilled a quarter of that bottle on herself... grinnnnnnnnnn

ehmmm kayley.... ouchhhhhhh, you are not supposed to pinch us with those nails... those are mean...

OK, in the jacuzzi with her... lol...

Jack said...

Hi this is Jack. I've been trying to find her. I looked over her Internet Explorer history and saw that this site or blog, whatever it is, has been visited like a million times over the last few days.

So, I figured someone here might have an idea as to her whereabouts. I have not had the time to look over this site so I do not know what is going on. But I assume someone here might be able to tell me what is going on.

You may reply to me by commenting here. Best, Jack

Kayley said...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!! Hide me in the jacuzzi dammit! I am not drunk anymore... I think I can spend about a day underwater right now! Hide meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Spice, Lessa... distract him! *weg* Tell him I flew to ... China! That is far enough!

lessa{D} said...

hello Jack... uhmmmmm, nico to meet you but this is private property... belonging to my friend captain Cute...

but spicey... are you the one he is looking for... nope... not me either...

and besides us no one is here... really... no one...

*secretly passing a straw so kayley can breathe under water...

so would you please leave us our privacy... as you see we are not dressed for receiving male guests...

Spice said...

Exactly! What Lessa said! *nodding enthusiastically*

And now you have to go because we have.... umm... contagious migraines, uh huh, and they're REAL bad, and... and... I think I saw the woman you just described run thataway, yep!

*slips into the jacuzzi and stretches out, enjoying the hot water* Mmmmmm...... Do you think he caught us out?